Saturday, February 20, 2010

I have a new idea!



Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.
  ~John Steinbeck

I have a new idea!

As a small business owner, new ideas happen all the time and it is easier to embrace it than fight it.  If you are thinking “easier said than done” you are correct! The following is a way to management all those  great money making ideas.

1) Monthly themes – choose one big idea – redo your website, write out your marketing ideas, create a new customer process – and make it the theme for that month – you can even plan out the next 6 months this way and you’ll stand a better chance of actually getting these done. This is a great idea when it comes to having too many irons in the fire. The problem is that when we try to do it all at once, we go into overwhelm and don’t get anything done. Make it simple, take the long view, and watch what happens.
2) Weekly reviews – When it comes right down to it, once you’re clear on your new idea it becomes a set of projects. When you start to look at the “big idea” as the habit of focusing on a group of projects, you can begin to break those projects down into action steps or tasks. Your weekly project review should include everyone in your organization and pose the simple question – “what needs be done next” to each project on your plate.
3) Daily goals – While you may have many things on your daily calendar, make it a habit to schedule one project time slot with yourself or someone working on a project each day. This is the only way to keep the focus where it belongs – on constant advancement and improvement.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

We love duck humor

February has been a little crazy at Quacker Git Shop, school is in full swing, and Quacker bouquet (our rubber duck bouquets) have been very popular. I am finding the that a good ole' fashion laugh can't hurt a thing! In fact, it may Quack you up.

    Why did the duck cross the road?
    Answers from well-known folks brought to you by Roger Bullis and Celebriducks.com:


      PLATO: For the greater good.

      ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of ducks to cross roads.

      KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

      TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

      CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no duck has gone before.

      MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all ducks will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

      MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the duck: Thou shalt cross the road. And the duck crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

      FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more ducks have to cross the road before you believe it?

      RICHARD M. NIXON: The duck did not cross the road. I repeat, the duck did NOT cross the road.

      MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the duck crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

      JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this duck doing walking around all over the place, anyway?

      FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the duck crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

      BILL GATES: I have just released the new Duck 2000, which will not only cross the road, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. It is not compatible, however, with Duck 1997. Or Macintosh.

      OLIVER STONE: The question is not, Why did the duck cross the road? Rather, it is, Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the duck crossing? And what about the grassy knoll?

      DARWIN: Ducks, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically predisposed to cross roads.

      EINSTEIN: Whether the duck crossed the road or the road moved beneath the duck depends upon your frame of reference.
Found on:
http://www.drakeinnerprizes.com/TheDuckster/jokesquotes.html